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Behold, Emily shows up with her two little cousins, and she and Brandon take them Trick or Treating. Instead of going to the Halloween party with the rest of the entire school, he stays home, dresses like a Vampire and scares the shit out of Trick or Treaters. Let’s move on:Įmily is also in two episodes after that, but nothing happens so I don’t care. (Note, Emily also sings horribly off beat and it drives me crazy every single time I watch it.) Emily dresses like this:Īnd the rest of the girls dress like Kelly and dance in the background and generally do nothing. Somehow, she makes a bit of amends with the gals and they perform this absolutely dreadful song-and-dance routine to “Breaking Up Is Hard To Do”. Now, the rest of the girls treat Emily like absolute shit for no reason other than she’s the new girl who all the boys die for (I don’t really get it, but that’s still no reason to treat her like shit). How the hell was she supposed to know the cardinal rule of West Beverly?:Įmily: I was, until I broke the 11th Commandment: Thou Shalt Not Go Out With Brenda Walsh’s Boyfriend. Sure, she makes dates with both Brandon and Dylan, but they’re the ones who asked her out. Actually, I almost feel a little bad for her. To be fair, Emily’s first little bit on the show does not make her out to be the crazy person that she will, indeed, become. (Actually, that’s usually just my facial expression whenever she’s on screen) That facial expression says it all, folks. She’s only in 12 episodes, but she makes an impression. An intriguing, bleached blonde, monotone sounding individual who will makes waves. Andrea has 50000 pencils, Steve has god-awful ugly shirts, Brandon dreams about getting a pedicure…you know, the usual. School has just started back again, and everyone is freaking out about this being senior year and all that shit.
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It starts out like any other normal day at West Beverly High.
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And because 90210 just generally makes everything better. There’s a guy I like that I can’t be with. And I’m here to do a 90210 tribute post to our favorite psychopath, Emily Valentine! Why? Because I hate Valentine’s Day and everything it stands for. The time when Steve’s graduation present was a big kiss from his daddy. The time when Donna’s professor caught her making out with David.ġ3. The time when Brandon met the puppet man.ġ2. The time when this kid’s stepfather looked like this…ġ1. The time when Steve tried to explain conception to his brother with hand motions.ĩ. The time when Tracy found the ring that Brandon bought for Kelly and thought he was going to propose to her.Ĩ. The time when Steve’s mom shows Clare the lingerie she bought for her weekend with Clare’s father.ħ. The time when Tracy became the middle man between Kelly and Val.Ħ. The time when Kelly and Val had the world’s most awkward holiday hug.ĥ. The time when David flipped out on this random woman for expressing concern for him.Ĥ.
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The time when David went nuts and yelled something about a potato clock in the middle of a crowded mall.ģ. I’d tell you the story about the last year of my life, but…no.Ģ.